Player Profiles
| Player Details | |
| Name: | David Bassett |
| Nickname(s): | Big Gay Dave |
| Position: | Defender |
| DoB (dd-mm-yyyy): | 25-05-1985 |
| Height: | 6'5 |
| Bear or Rhino: | Bear |
| Player Stats | |
| Appearances: | 78 |
| Goals: | 21 |
| Assists: | 5 |
| Honours: | Supporter's Player 05. Gambling League Winner 06. |
| Previous clubs: | Arnold Boys, Royal St Albans, Redhill Rovers, |
| Factfile | |
| Favourite Team: | Nottingham Forest |
| Football Idol: | Stuart Pearce |
| Hobbies: | The 3 ways of life, Beer, Football and Sex |
| Favourite Food: | anything without cheese |
| Favourite Drink: | Most things alcoholic |
| Favourite Film: | Braveheart |
| Musical Preference: | Indie |
| Dream Car: | FERRARI F430 SPIDER |
| Actually drives: | WOMEN CRAZY HA HA! |
| Desert island with: | Keira, Hazel and Stella (artois) |
| Worst drunken moment: | Beach Party at uni. Drank 9 pints of stella whilst watching Liverpool vs Chelsea in the union in sunglasses, vest top, summer shorts and flip flops. Stumbled out the kebab shop after having a go at a 13 year old boy for not telling me his name and repeatedly calling him johnny and demanding that he didnt turn out like me as a drunk. Rode a trolley in wickes before heading to Mccauleys where i a burst an inflatable, kept breaking my flip flop and was devastated when i dropped a straw. Tried a convo with a mate and just mumbled. GAME OVER! |
| The word on Samba... | |
| Worst Dressed: | Daniel Cook |
| Worst Hair: | Mark Bassett |
| Biggest joker: | Scott Gibbons |
| Worst discipline: | Jordan Hill |
| Worst first touch: | Matthew Shenton |
| Biggest drinker: | Marc Ballard |
| Lightweight: | Mark Bassett |
| Laziest player: | James Shelton |
| Memorable goal: | 3rd and final goal of my hat-trick in the championship winning year against Bridgford |
| Memorable Moment: | Seeing stevie and shelton in the shower together |
| Next tour to: | Cyprus |
| Samba in one word: | Hangover(on and off the field) |